So yesterday Lizzie and I took a trip to Menifee and visited Mandi and Waimea since their park day doesn't start until 11 am I thought the girls would get more time to play. So the girls were having a great time going up and down the stairs on the jungle gym and crossing the bridge and playing with the other kids. Well these 2 little boys came up to Mandi, the girls, and me (they were probably around the age of 4) with their sticks and talking about red ants. From what I got from their conversion: RED ANTS ARE VERY BAD!!!! They talked about killing the ants with their sticks and we told them they should go try about their prediction. Well after a couple minutes they returned and told us they couldn't kill the ants since there were too many of them. Well then I came up with the great idea for them to run through them so they could get to the other side of the playground... and this is how the conversion when!
"Maybe you could run through them?" (Katrina)
"I can't run fast like Lighting McQueen!" (the black lil boy)
"Well maybe you could walk through them really fast then" (Katrina)
"I don't know about that. Then maybe they would get on my shoes!" (the lil black boy)
The other lil boy chimes in " Yeah cause if they got on my shoes then they would climb up my legs and bite my penis, and that hurts REALLY BAD!""
After that comment Mandi and I looked at each other and we could help but laughing. Their grandma's were sitting right there and over heard the whole conversion.
Then one of the Grandma's told the boys," We shouldn't talk about our penis in front of the girls!"
The boys looked at each other picked up their sticks and went off to explore the rest of the playground. In the distance we could still hear them talking about the ants. I hope they don't get bit! Boys say the darnest things!!!!
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I had to laugh out loud at that one. It's totally something that a boy would say too! Jackson often let's me know that Morgan and I don't have a weiny but he does and Gavin does and daddy does. Seriously, that's a main topic of conversation with all bloys! Too funny :)
Funny story. I like that they called it a "you know what", (I'm not going to type it here!) not a wee-wee or something like that.
That is fantastic!
rec and i were laughing so hard...i love that story! hahaha...so funny. my brother brian was playing on a playground when he was little and another little boy fell and grabbed his crotch and said "OW! i hit my why-why" brian couldnt figure out what he was saying until he realized thats how little boys in tennessee talk:)
(jaw drop) Oh my goodness! That is hilarious! Oh the minds of little boys!
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